Archive for June, 2010

Jun 04 2010

A Resume to the Rescue of Fired Sexy Banker in Distress

Debrahlee Lorenzana, a successful and attractive New York City banker, is suddenly out of work and needs the help of a professional resume writer. I am offering the assistance and expertise of Shimmering Resumes to help her revive her career during these difficult economic times.

Lorenzana, 33, a Business Banking Officer with Citibank since 2008, claims in a lawsuit that the financial giant fired her because she is attractive, too attractive.  Lorenzana typically wore turtlenecks and pencil skirts to work, appropriate professional attire, she said, adding that Citibank said her “shapeliness” was too distracting to her male colleagues, so she should not dress like other women. The bank claimed that Lorenzana was terminated due to poor on-the-job performance.

“Maybe she should wear a burka,” her attorney told a local New York TV news program.
She could pay an attorney thousands or more. For a fraction of that, I’ll write her a professional banking resume, help her look for a job, and train her to interview. She should be drawing a salary in no time, making a difference at a company that appreciates her special skills.

I confess that I see a career change in her future.

Too sexy?

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